dress - PayHalf
blazer - Worthington/JCP
shoes - Worthington/JCP
scarf - Torrid
This morning I woke up and discovered that I now have a disease I didn't have when I went to bed... It's called Obesity!
I was diagnosed with Obesity by the AMA - they didn't have me in their office, perform an evaluation, or conduct any tests on me. This is the first time I've been diagnosed with a disease without even stepping foot inside a physicians office. It's pretty amazing.
Now that I have this disease, I can probably get some killer drugs with my insurance that will increase my blood pressure to a dangerously high level, cause sudden vision loss, bring suicidal thoughts, or make me shit my pants!
Sounds like a solution to my problem, especially considering that currently my blood pressure is on the low level of normal, I am not blind, I don't want to kill myself, and I'm not having any trouble controlling my bowel movements.
